Author Archives: stevehatesu

The Binding of Steve

posted by @SteveHatesU Fun Fact: The only Isaac I’ve ever known tried to burn down my elementary school by lighting a bunch of paper towels on fire in the lavatory. My mom was all freaked out and didn’t want me to go back to … Continue reading

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What a Horrible Week to Have a Curse

posted by @SteveHatesU Listen up, dildos! I have not had a very good week. Let me tell you a little about it by working my way backwards. I can’t drink because I’m on antibiotics. I’m on antibiotics because I caught … Continue reading

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Would You Kindly Read This Article About BIOSHOCK?

posted by @SteveHatesU Remember when video games used to be about plumbers saving princesses and blue hedgehogs running super fast to collect rings? Those games made no fucking sense. Nowadays, we have video games that flirt with the realm of … Continue reading

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What if the Movie Version of DOOM Didn’t Suck?

posted by @SteveHatesU Let’s imagine for a moment that you’re some hotshot movie producer and your production company has officially run out of good ideas. You’re desperate to crank out a Summer Blockbuster, but it’s too risky to go with one … Continue reading

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